Black Friday

I was an inexperienced Black Friday shopper.  I had never experienced this rush before.  That was until 2012 - I was pressured me into it.  Pressured by my friends .......or wait, I mean sisters.

 

See the leader of the pack (our mom) was out of town meeting my brother's future wife's parents (did you catch all that?) in Ohio so they needed a 3rd person for their excursion. 

 

I definitely did NOT know what I was in for.

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First off, I had heard that the crowds could be wild, rude and insulting.  I was prepared for that.  However, I WASN'T prepared for the fact that the 'wild, rude insulting' people were going to be my SISTERS! 

 

So it started when Christy picked me up for this experience at my own house.  She started in with the insults and insisted that I had ....excuse the bad taste of language  but....FARTED.  I informed her that I most certainly did NOT fart, it was in fact the smell of my coat which I had just pulled out of the washer and I couldn't figure out why it smelled like that.  We laughed and went on our merry way.

 



 

Well then we meet Wendy and we at one point were waiting it out at the Kohl's parking lot in our van when Wendy says, "What the hell smells like piss in here?"  Oh you can imagine Christy's delight and the roar of laughter that escaped from her. 

 

Yes I was the 'butt' of their joke all night and I made them take me out to McDonald's to heal my wounded first experience of Black Friday.

And that was an experience that I will NEVER forget.